Ratio University Shirt (Light)
Welcome to Ratio University, where the syllabus is slippery, the stakes are jellybean-shaped, and every final exam ends in slime.
The Ratio University Shirt (Light) is your official uniform for academic excellence in grief-based tactics. Whether it's a firm bump, a well-timed grab, or a subtle sidestep on the last hex, we teach the fine art of "strategic encouragement"—because why jump for the crown when you can gently suggest someone else take a dive?
Printed on a light-colored, ultra-soft Bella+Canvas triblend tee, it's the perfect fit for lectures in Tile Control, Advanced Trolling Theory, and Behavioral Physics: Slime Edition. Join your fellow scholars in proudly representing the only institution where failing means someone else falls first.
More details
- 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
- Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: IAMTHERATIO
- Email: iamtheratio-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Ratio University Shirt (Light) Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|